Desperate Housewives: SHUT UP!

Enough with Susan abusing her children and getting away with it. First Julie, now the little boy? Seriously, telling him to fall off his bike and sprain his arm? I thought the five-year flash forward was to refresh storylines, not recycle old ones!

I'm a Mac, I'm a PC Ads: SHUT UP!

It was so over like a year ago. End it now! Shut UP!

Shut Up Metallica!

Shut Up Jonas Brothers

Shut up! I don't understand your popularity.

Shut Up Google Chrome!

Shut Up Perez Hilton

Stop trying to take over the world with your redonkulous hair.

Shut Up Today

Shut Up American Apparel!

Shut Up American Apparel with your brightly lit stores, skanky billboards, and bizarre hipster appeal.

Shut Up iPhone

Your reception sucks. Shut up.

Shut Up Carson Daly!

Shut Up Carson Daly!!