Monday, June 22, 2009

Shut Up Speidi

I've never even see your shitty show, and you're still everywhere I look. Shut up Spencer, with your nasty flesh-colored beard. Blech! I'm taking a cue from Chelsea Handler and renaming you herpes.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Shut Up Sarah Palin

No one cares! Go shoot wolves out of the plane.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Shut Up John & Kate

Maybe you'll have more privacy if you just SHUT UP!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Shut up Swine Flu!

Shut Up about the swine flu already! OINK OINK

Monday, October 20, 2008

Desperate Housewives: SHUT UP!

Enough with Susan abusing her children and getting away with it. First Julie, now the little boy? Seriously, telling him to fall off his bike and sprain his arm? I thought the five-year flash forward was to refresh storylines, not recycle old ones!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

I'm a Mac, I'm a PC Ads: SHUT UP!

It was so over like a year ago. End it now! Shut UP!

Thursday, September 18, 2008