Shut Up Speidi

I've never even see your shitty show, and you're still everywhere I look. Shut up Spencer, with your nasty flesh-colored beard. Blech! I'm taking a cue from Chelsea Handler and renaming you herpes.

Shut Up Sarah Palin

No one cares! Go shoot wolves out of the plane.

Shut Up John & Kate

Maybe you'll have more privacy if you just SHUT UP!

Shut up Swine Flu!

Shut Up about the swine flu already! OINK OINK

Desperate Housewives: SHUT UP!

Enough with Susan abusing her children and getting away with it. First Julie, now the little boy? Seriously, telling him to fall off his bike and sprain his arm? I thought the five-year flash forward was to refresh storylines, not recycle old ones!

I'm a Mac, I'm a PC Ads: SHUT UP!

It was so over like a year ago. End it now! Shut UP!

Shut Up Metallica!