Monday, June 22, 2009

Shut Up Speidi

I've never even see your shitty show, and you're still everywhere I look. Shut up Spencer, with your nasty flesh-colored beard. Blech! I'm taking a cue from Chelsea Handler and renaming you herpes.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Shut Up Sarah Palin

No one cares! Go shoot wolves out of the plane.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Shut Up John & Kate

Maybe you'll have more privacy if you just SHUT UP!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Shut up Swine Flu!

Shut Up about the swine flu already! OINK OINK